A Messy Juice Jam Stream of Consciousness

Welcome to virtual Juice Jam! This is gonna be wack.

Beach Bunny is an interesting name for a band, it kinda sounds like Bhad Bhabie.

This is literally just a studio session.

Multiple camera angles to keep things interesting. COM117 could never.

The drummer is wearing a mask. Good for him, gotta stay COVID safe.

They have high school indie band vibes...not mad about it.

Wait, this song is TIK TOK FAMOUS!

I was never cut out for prom queeeeeeeen, if I get more prettyyyyyyyy… I don’t know the rest of the words.

Okay they’re done.

Ari Lennox is a stunning queen.

Ooh she’s on an actual stage with some nice neon light bars.

Wow her voice is so good. This is baby-making music.

She said hi to us. Hi Ari!

Whipped Cream is a jam.

Ari says, “sometimes you gotta talk your shit, Syracuse,” and she is correct.

All you gotta do is stay focused and your dreams will come true, she says. We are inspired.

“How many of y’all have been fucked in the backseat of a car?” You already KNOW the answer to that question Ari: all of us.

Shea Butter Baby is *chef’s kiss*.

Aw she’s already done.

Wait no she’s back she faked us out. Encore. Not sure what this song is but it’s a vibe.

Alright bye for real, Ari. We love you!

A BOOGIE TIMEEEEE.

Damn he is fine as hell.

He has a whole stage, lights, and led screen setup.

Taking us back to the 2018 New York State Fair… real ones remember.

This would be lit if it were in person.

Alright who the fuck if Trap Manny?

Vroom Vroom Vroom Vroom.

Why is he wearing a backpack, where is he going? Bird?

A Boogie looks like he’s having a great time right now.

It’s time for the throwback hits. Jungle. Look Back at It.

“Wrist so icy wonder why she like me bitch I’m drownin’.”

We’re upset he wasn’t in person. Probably would’ve been crazy energy if it were.

All done.

Well, definitely nothing close to real Juice Jam.

Hopefully we’ll all be blacking out together in the Skytop parking lot next year <3.

Until then,

Keep talkin’ your shit, Syracuse