What Your Halloween Costume Says About You!

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There’s a full moon this Saturday, so you know what that means - Halloween is about to be extra ~spooky~ this year! Hopefully, you’re dressing up with and only with your close circle this year. Safety permitting, have some fun and celebrate with a costume! Here’s what your Halloween costume says about you:

Angel

You know you’re hot. Most people wonder how you show up every year and take the classic costumes to a whole other level.

Devil

You are the main character. That is all.

Scooby-Doo Characters

Y'all are the toxic friend group, but you don’t know it yet. You are the people that walk around campus like you own shit. Funny thing is, you do.

Hippie

You’re the chill one in your friend group. You found this in your closet and somehow made it work. Glad you put those sunglasses to good use.

Kim Possible

You couldn’t find anything else to wear, and you own green pants. If you dress up like this, you’re most likely to be the friend that everyone gets along with. Extra points if you change your phone ringtone.

Nerd

You’re in 8th grade.

Space Cowboy

You probably bullied people in high school. We won’t lie, the girls who dress like this look hot as fuck. We secretly want to be them. You guys are popular and the life of the party, but you also secretly hate everyone in your friend group. Who cares! You look great, girlie.

Euphoria

You’ve been watching too much TikTok. You’re part of the artsy friend group that’s also super attractive. Like, super. People are afraid of you yet simultaneously want to be you.

White Claw

Classic. You are the typical college girl, and that’s not necessarily a bad thing. You’re good at handling your alcohol… sometimes.

Alien

You’re probably doing this with your sorority. This costume means you usually put a lot of effort into your Halloween look. We’re talkin’ MAD Amazon packages.

Nothing

Because of COVID, I’ll give you a pass. This year can be a self-care Halloween. But in any other year, this means you are either a super chill person or someone who thinks they are too cool for Halloween.

Playboy Bunny

Two words: Daddy. Issues.

‘Nuf said. Just remember to have fun and BE SAFE this Halloween!!