If Animal Crossing Characters Attended SU
graphic by jenny katz
Raymond
Would attend VPA as a fashion design major, minor in business at Whitman
Definitely a part of FADS
runs costume design for FYP
Would order a Nitro cold brew just to seem mature in front of others but drinks a caramel frappuccino (extra caramel) in private
Pietro
100% would be a theatre major at VPA
You already know he sings songs from musicals in public with no shame
Would be best friends with Raymond, who earns a veteran’s discount for putting up with him the longest
Was the lead in a What Theater production his freshman year
Also a part of Blackbox improv
Probably interns as an assistant drama teacher
Dom
Was undecided but decided upon sports management
A dedicated member of Delta Chi
Lovable idiot
On the SU Lacrosse team
Loves the BBB chicken tenders
Marina
Would attend A&S as a chemistry major, minoring in psych
Definitely a part of a sorority, most likely Alpha Chi Omega
On SU’s Panhellenic Council
Loves Bird Library and hoards a bunch of overdue romance novels
A prominent member of SASSE
Reads romantic webtoon comics on her laptop during lectures
Stitches
Attends College of Law for his J.D. Degree
Lives on south campus with Marina
Plans students events in SA
Wears onesies to class and brings his stuffed animals
Keeps annoying Raymond about the anime he watches
Muffy
Attends Newhouse as a Magazine, News and Digital Journalism Major, while minoring in French studies at A&S
Only does stuff for Jerk Magazine (definitely not a shameless plug).
Enjoys JAM and attends periodically so she doesn’t have to buy jewelry from Hot Topic
Misses the Schine quessadilas
Bob
Nobody really knows Bob’s Major but some suspect he’s just the student body’s weed guy who everyone assumes is a student anyways
Only goes to Syracuse Republican meetings to either yell “eat the rich!” randomly or to be an absurd exaggeration of Conservatives
Never attends classes synchronously and only watches the recordings