How ICE Does the Job
Graphic by Téa Sklar
I know everyone is worried about ICE and the violence they are supposedly exhibiting. I want to use this space to ease your minds about our immigration enforcers:
They are only after illegal immigrants because they don’t pay taxes and don’t work. To find them, ICE agents use their tax returns to find out where they work and capture them there.
Immigrants are of an anti-American mindset, and ICE is trying to save us. It’s an accident when they deport American military personnel, like Sae Joon Park, José Barco, and Miguel Perez Jr.
They only deport illegal aliens. Besides Kilmar Abrego Garcia (a legal resident in Maryland) and over 170 U.S. citizens, they have a fabulous track record of accuracy when it comes to illegal immigrants.
For all of you worried about ethics or whatever, don’t worry! ICE only deports these people back to where they came from, no harm done. Well, besides the 32 people (that we know of) who died in custody, the multiple people who were raped and beaten, and the 238 Venezuelans that were sent to an El Salvadorian prison, rather than back to Venezuela.
Really don’t worry if you’re white and American. You’re safe. Well, unless you're Renee Good or the hundreds of American citizens who were tear-gassed, pepper-sprayed, and beaten during protests. It’s not like they have a right to protest or anything.
And definitely don’t worry if you’re a white American man! Besides Alex Pretti, who was born and raised in America, white, and worked at a veterans hospital, and was shot about 10 times in five seconds for daring to stand up to one of our law-abiding, God-fearing ICE agents.
The facts are, ICE is just doing the job they desperately wanted to do. They are serving this country as totally fair and just people, and everything is totally fine. After all, they returned the kid they accidentally kidnapped, didn’t they? Things happen!
If you still don’t get it, listen to Jesse Welles’ “Join Ice.” He explains it perfectly.