21+/- Jerk or Bitch?

Photo by Molly Mellinger

It's official: we’re living through a house party revival. And with house parties come that delightful can’t-see-straight-do-I-have-to-throw-up-maybe-I-need-another-drink feeling. And what better way to get to that point than playing a drinking game? Of course, that all blows up in your face if you have to drink the bitch cup…or does it? Modern-day bitch cups barely deserve the name anymore, so we here at Jerk have finally perfected the recipe to make a drink you will regret for the rest of the weekend.

Ingredients:

• ¼ mango Beatbox

• ½ espresso martini BuzzBallz

• 2 shots grape vodka 

• 1 shot Fireball 

• 1oz milk

• Tajin rim

Procedure: 

• Find the oldest, dirtiest red solo cup you can. It should have been used to play this game at least twice already. 

• Use a paper plate and milk to put a Tajìn rim on the cup

• Pour in the Beatbox, BuzzBallz, and vodka—measure with your heart, not a glass

• Add the Fireball and milk at the same time for maximum curdling effect

• Mix with your finger and bring to your blissfully ignorant friends