At 6 a.m. on a Saturday, I hear a whining noise coming from my bedroom floor. I clamp a pillow over my head. The whining turns to growling. Then I feel a tug on my comforter accompanied by a ripping sound.

Look here. When’s the last time you went to Bird Library and actually got shit done? Never? Well smack my ass and call me Sally. Bird Library is a sham. I mean, nobody in her right mind can get work done there. It’s like a fucking nightclub. You’re all screaming, giving lap dances, and blathering on about sucking dick, fucking pussy, and blowing weed smoke up your cat’s asshole.

An interview with drummer Damon Che from the band Don Caballero.

A bunch of delicious Vegan recipes including Banana Cranberry Muffins, Carrot Soup with Pumpkin Seeds, Creamy Garlic Mashed Potatoes, and Arugula Salad.

The only thing that comes close to the pleasure of having sex is hearing about the sex everyone else is having. And who better to divulge their dirtiest, naughtiest, most sexual scandals than the rich and famous?

Sex is, in a word, spectacular. Primitive, sensational, and not to mention calorie burning—it is an act that connects two (or more than two) people on a whole new level.

Online reviews of records including: "Blue Moon," Smoke Gets In Your Eyes," and "A Rainy Night In G."

Jerk-worthy upcoming events

The lowdown on the get down with Sandy Johnson