Get ready to break out the ketchup, ‘cause it’s fry time.

Keegan Crowley shows JERK how to make Ramen Noodles look like a delicacy.

By day, Jennifer Moravasik, 33, is a graphic designer for Seaboard Graphics in Liverpool, N.Y., but by night and weekend, she goes by Lady Desiderata Drake – “Desi Duck” for short – and is dedicated to being a pirate.