Dorm Bondage for Dummies

Alright, stop denying it. We’ve all imagined Christian Grey or Ryan Gosling or that cutie from calc turning up the heat by tying us down (or you tying them down, if that’s your thang).

There is no harm in exploring beyond the constraints of vanilla sex and learning how to use real constraints to play with power dynamics in bed. Although bondage has a rep for being ~taboo~, there are no kink shamers here!!

Since the closest thing we have on campus to a “Red Room” is a dorm room… here are the easiest ways to get down and dirty in your very own twin xl:

Repurpose that Gucci belt baby
A belt is not only a quintessential fashion piece, but the easiest household (or dormhold) item to use for bondage beginners. While you’re taking off their pants, slide their belt out first for a change. Belts are perfect for binding two hands together (military styyyle). Ideal if you love having a few scratches to help you remember the night… leather leaves marks ;))
Turn that tailgate bandana into a blindfold
Sure it looked great in your Insta photos, but it would look even better across your hookup’s eyes. Taking away someone’s vision heightens allll their other senses, so they can feel every touch. This one’s great for The Tease (you know what we’re talking about).
Punchline on duct tape
Aye duct tape is good for more than just those wallets we made in third grade, it’s a real resource in the bedroom. Get yourself some all-weather, flex joint, heavy-duty tape and we PROMISE it’ll be multi-use. Use it on your wrists, your ankles, your mouth! Seriously, the possibilities are endless & Nikki Minaj would def approve.
Bundle up, baby
We get it. Syracuse winters are the worst (ugh!). But the best way to warm up is to get that fluffy scarf off your neck & around your partner! Scarves are soft and sensual, but can provide the perfect amount of restriction ;) PLUS, it can hide those hickeys later.
Those chairs ain’t just for sittin’
Soooo your twin xl is REALLY not doing it for you tonight. Good thing you have a handy desk chair! Have your hookup sit down and prepare for a good ass time (literally… shake dat ass). Tie their ankles to the front two legs and their hands behind their back using anything we’ve already mentioned. This is a prime opportunity to do a lil lap dance if that’s your thing. If not, just relish in the fact that YOU are the captain now (hehehe).

We hope these tips turn you on and inspire you to get tied down (literally)! Bondage can be a scary topic to approach with your partner, but just remember to maintain clear communication and that sultry eye contact.

Now go get crazy with it… dorm style ;)