Chipotle’s Spicy New Beauty Collab
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If you think the guac is the only thing ~extra~ at Chipotle, think again. After they started serving margs, we figured everyone’s favorite burrito destination was all out of surprises, but we were terribly mistaken.
This month, Chipotle launched a makeup line in collaboration with e.l.f Cosmetics. We have never wanted to rub queso on our faces before this moment… but now we’re kinda into it. Upon discovering this spicy beauty collaboration, we really wanted to hate it, but alas, we must admit there is something ingenious about pairing glam with guacamole.
You may still be thinking, “WTF?” and you’re not alone. We were confused too, but after you hear about these products you will be running to Ulta faster than the Chipotle on Marshall St. can prepare your quesadilla (which actually isn’t very fast, so you can probably take your time). Let us take you through the lineup:
1. The Chipotle Eyeshadow Palette
We didn’t know we needed an eyeshadow palette that replicated the Chipotle counter until now. The product contains 12 shadows, both matte and shimmery, and its layout exactly mimics the restaurant’s spread of all your favorite add-ins. The shades range from fiery hot salsa reds to pinto bean browns and green avocado accents. Yes, it’s ridiculous. Yes, we are obsessed. Not to mention, the entire palette costs less than a single burrito bowl.
2. The Eyes Chips Face Makeup Bag
Eyes. Chips. Face. They’ve really done it this time. You will never catch us carrying another handbag again now that this Chipotle makeup pouch exists. The cosmetic bag looks identical to a Chipotle side of chips and reads, “it’s ok to be a little extra,” (but let’s be real if you were purchasing this item, you already knew that).
3. Make It Hot Lip Gloss
Nothing is hotter than Mexican takeout, are we right? This lip gloss resembles a mini, pocket-sized hot salsa bottle. I mean, come on! The fiery product looks like it will make for the perfect pout. Sources have not yet confirmed whether or not the gloss itself is spicy, but at this point, we wouldn’t even be surprised.
4. Extra Guac Face Sponge Duo
We undoubtedly saved the best for last. Avocado-shaped makeup sponges… *and the crowd goes wild.* The Extra Guac Face Sponge Duo comes with a set of two sponges, resembling an avocado and its pit. We’re not sure how effective the sponge’s shapes are for actually blending in your foundation, but who cares- it’s an avocado. Adorable.
It’s safe to say, Chipotle knows what the people want. We’re not sure how to recover from this collab, but it may involve: extra white rice, chicken, corn, cheese, mild salsa, sour cream, lettuce, guac, and a tortilla on the side.
We don’t know about you, but we will certainly be on the edge of our seats to see how Chipotle will outdo itself next. Until then, stay spicy, Jerks!