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ZOOTOPIA 2- NOVEMBER 26
The long-awaited sequel to the 2016 Academy Award winner sees the return of everyone’s favorite—for all the right, totally normal, not-at-all-sexual reasons— anthropomorphic animal detective duo go undercover to work the case. Jerk assures that you won’t look scary sitting alone in a theater full of families. DANNY BROWN'S STARDUST- NOVEMBER 7
We can’t wait to blast off into the bizarre with Brown as the release date to what he has described as his most “fun” album yet approaches. The lead single Starburst’s otherworldly visuals and mind-bending singles have us feeling more- than-ready to once again explore the sincerely fucked up landscapes of Brown’s mind.
HALLOWEEN BEING ON A FRIDAY- OCTOBER 31
Anything, and I mean ANYTHING, is possible when Halloween falls on a Friday. You can dress up, die, come to life, change costumes and die again without having to worry about class the next day. God bless the Gregorian Calendar. Words by Miguel Rodriguez YE'S BULLY NOVEMBER 7 Naming an album after your son kicking a child
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YE'S BULLY- NOVEMBER 7
Naming an album after your son kicking a child and calling them “weak” is perfectly fitting for the billionaire rapper who has spent the past year high on nitrous and getting diamond fang implants. Post neurotic, discriminatory X rants, we can safely say that Jerk has zero support for the carcass formerly known as Kanye West.
RUNNING MAN- NOVEMBER 18 This writer has been trying very hard to become a better person. But, every time Glen Powell hones another lead role in a strange pseudo-remake sequel thing, he blacks out with rage and wakes up covered in rashes, surrounded by human-shaped holes in the walls. Hollywood, please stop. Drywall repair specialists are NOT cheap :(.
STRANGER THINGS SEASON 5- NOVEMBER 26
Watching Stranger Things is like trying to fornicate with a vacuum. Initially, it’s amazing, you can’t wait to see what happens next. Then you realize something terrible: the suckage levels are rapidly increasing, and you’re too far to turn back. The only option left is to see it through, finish and live the rest of your life in shame.