Hot Tub Sex Myths
By Kelsie Testa
H2Orgasm? Not so much…
I heard hot tub sex can be really sexy. Thoughts?
Hot tub sex, in my experience, sucks more than fucking in the back seat of a tiny sedan. If you think it’s going to be a magical, aquatic experience, let me debunk two common myths for you.
Water washes away semen so you don’t have to wear a condom.
Sperm can still swim into your cooch to create babies. Just because you’re in a body of water doesn’t mean the sperm will get confused and think the liquid-y mass around them is a giant vagina. So bottom line: wrap it.
Warmer environments also lead to an abundance of live bacteria, so wearing a condom keeps it all in the tub and out of your hoo-ha.
The heat kills sperm.
Heat only slightly decreases sperm count, leaving between 200 and 500 million little swimmers just waiting to dive into your cave of wonders.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-l4fzCYKl2w
If you’re still not convinced that humping in the hot tub is a bad idea, remember this: water washes away your natural lubrication, so fucking in the Jacuzzi leads to more friction (than, say, if you did it on a bed or in the Student Association office).
Still looking for a good time that’s wet and wild? Have your man throw you up against the stall and get down in the shower. Just make sure he’s standing on a bathmat with good grip. Concussions tend to kill the mood.
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