An Official Ranking of Celebrity Toddlers Based On Style
Do you ever find yourself sitting at home wondering how there are toddlers that are way trendier and cooler than you will ever be? These tots, although they may be too young to walk a real runway, have made it clear that they are taking life and transforming it into their own little runways. As heirs to some of the most lavish lifestyles in America, they are quickly learning what style means and how they can set themselves apart from the rest of the crowd. Superstars like Kim Kardashian, Jay Z, David Beckham, and Miranda Kerr, along with their spouses have all brought into this world a group of kids that are already killing the style game before we’ve even had the chance to wake up and brush our teeth. As an ode to these trendy tots, we’ve decided to create a little list highlighting their best looks so far. First up we have the most fabulous Blue Ivy. In 2016, the then four year-old killed the red carpet of the 2016 MTV VMAs by wearing an $11,000 dress with accessories by Lorraine Schwartz and sneakers by Guiseppe Zanotti. Yes, you did read that right, she wore an $11,000 dress. Although it is quite clear that the tot probably doesn’t understand what it even means to wear a dress of that value, she does look adorable doing it. Smiling from cheek to cheek, the cutie pie held hands with her mom, Queen B, and rocked that runway like a true Carter.
Next up we have the lovely North West. Although North may possibly be the most stylish tot in Hollywood right now, her look would not be complete without her adorable cousin Penelope. The duo has taken on the Disick/West/Kardashian name in all the best ways possible. Sporting Yeezys as their main shoe of choice, to matching tutu outfits and princess costumes, North and Penelope are everything we wish we could have been as toddlers. The fact that North and Penelope don’t even have to bat an eyelash but could still have a pair of brand new Yeezys right in front of them…where is the justice? If you need us, we’ll be here scouring the interwebs for anything that might get us remotely closer to finding a pair of Yeezy 350 V2 in all white that doesn’t drain our whole savings account.
Representing from across the pond, Harper Beckham has made us rethink every outfit we’ve ever thought looked cool. It looks like Posh Spice has taught her baby girl a thing or two about being posh herself, even at the age of 4. The youngest of four, with three older, yet also amazingly stylish and cute, brothers, Harper makes the streets of London look like her own personal runway. We don’t know what’s more amazing; that pink satin Stella McCartney bomber jacket or the fact that David Beckham is her fucking dad.
Last but certainly not least, this badbass boy had to make our list of trendy tots. Although the marriage of Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr may not have flourished, they did bring us one great thing, their super stylish and handsome little man Flynn Bloom. From the looks of it, the divorce hasn’t affected his knowledge of how to put together a trendy-but-casual outfit on the go. I’m sure the little one is very friendly with British designers Ted Baker and Burberry. We bet that this handsome little guy will use his genes, and connects, to his advantage and rock the runways like his mom someday.
Each of these tots brings something special to the table. The genetics that blessed them with these lives may make us cry a little bit, but they’re too cute to deserve jealousy. For now, we will just lie in our beds, and live vicariously through these toddlers, hoping in our next lives we will be lucky enough to return as Beyoncé’s fish.