Single Staffer: Sean Basista

 

By Jerk Staff

Staff Position: Illustrator

Interested In: Women

Guilty Pleasure: I occasionally watch foreign romance films and love them.

Expectations on a first date: Two-thirds of the Kama Sutra and six bottles of wine. No, I’m kidding. That’s ridiculous.

Dancing Abilities: I can, but only after drinking.

A hot girl just walked into a bar... She said, “Ouch.”

Favorite Pick-Up Line: “What’s up baby? Why don’t you hurry up and write your number down before I don’t want it anymore?” I get all my pick-up lines from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.

Where do you see yourself in 10 years? Living under a bridge.

To contact Sean, e-mail singlestaffer@jerkmagazine.net.