The Ultimate Bedroom Soundtrack


By Lindsay Dolak

If you’ve ever had sex or have been sexiled and forced to hear your roommate bang it out while you wait in the hallway reading your Biology book, you know that there are many different noises that come along with a hearty hump session. And if you know this, then you also know that these musical stylings of sex are fucking disgusting. All that moaning and groaning (you do not sound sexy and it is probably why he hasn’t finished yet) and slapping, clapping, and slurping could use some muffling. So, instead of letting your partner smother your face with a pillow to help shut you up, here are some of the best beats to bang to depending on your sexual style.

If you want slow, close, sexual sex:

I Don’t Trust Myself With Loving You – John Mayer

Sex on Fire – Kings of Leon

One in a Million – Aaliyah

Shot For Me – Drake

Crash Into Me – Dave Matthews Band

Skin - Rihanna

Take You Down – Chris Brown

Dead Wrong – The Fray

If you want fast-paced, panting, dripping in sweat sex:

Strip – Chris Brown

Whole Lotta Love – Led Zeppelin

Satisfaction – Benny Benassi

Cold Hard Bitch – JET

So Much Love – Fedde Le Grand

Sandstorm – Darude (best for sex marathons!)

We Found Love – Rihanna

Kill Everybody - Skrillex

The Classics:

Pony – Ginuwine

Pour Some Sugar on Me – Def Leppard

Splash Waterfalls – Ludacris

Too Close - Next

Fucking You Tonight – Notorious B.I.G.

Let’s Get It On – Marvin Gaye (duh)

Dirrrty – Christina Aguilera

Happy love making you little Mozarts!