President-elect Obama
Dear President-elect Obama, I know I should offer you congratulations on your election victory. You essentially had a landslide victory of Reagan ’84 and Johnson ’64 proportions. Though you won’t have a filibuster-proof Democratic Senate majority, at least SNL alum Al Franken might be in the Senate after the recount. That would be good. He can cover the funny while you get down to business. You might have won the election, but John McCain most definitely had the best comedy routine at the Al Smith Dinner. Just saying…
When Facts Falter
When I picked up a copy of Jerk’s October issue, the article by Renee Orenstein, “When Fashion Falters,” immediately caught my attention. Orenstein questioned the popularity of the keffiyah scarf: a checkered, fashion must-have associated with the Middle East.
Birdshit Library
Look here. When’s the last time you went to Bird Library and actually got shit done? Never? Well smack my ass and call me Sally. Bird Library is a sham. I mean, nobody in her right mind can get work done there. It’s like a fucking nightclub. You’re all screaming, giving lap dances, and blathering on about sucking dick, fucking pussy, and blowing weed smoke up your cat’s asshole.
A Vegan Thanksgiving
A bunch of delicious Vegan recipes including Banana Cranberry Muffins, Carrot Soup with Pumpkin Seeds, Creamy Garlic Mashed Potatoes, and Arugula Salad.
Sex Scandals
The only thing that comes close to the pleasure of having sex is hearing about the sex everyone else is having. And who better to divulge their dirtiest, naughtiest, most sexual scandals than the rich and famous?
Plan B: Uses and Misuses
Sex is, in a word, spectacular. Primitive, sensational, and not to mention calorie burning—it is an act that connects two (or more than two) people on a whole new level.
Records Revisited & Reviewed: Online Edition
Online reviews of records including: "Blue Moon," Smoke Gets In Your Eyes," and "A Rainy Night In G."