Harry Styles’ long-awaited Love on Tour is finally en route. After two postponements due to COVID-19 restrictions, Styles kicks off early September with his enviable heeled boots. The 27-year-old singer has definitely made this tour memorable not only with spectacular performances but with his outfits. The goddamned outfits.

The tour is nearly halfway over, and we’ve picked 10 shows so far that have exhibited the most jaw-dropping ensembles yet. Through polls on our Instagram, @JerkMagazine, we had fans choose between their favorite outfits from these shows, and wow, it was a ‘fine line’ separating the winners.

Las Vegas vs. Denver:

Styles opened the tour with good vibes in his first two shows in Las Vegas and Denver with his bright red trousers that made an appearance on both stages.

Out of 114 votes total, 83 people picked Las Vegas (left), and 31 people chose Denver (right).

You certainly can’t go wrong with pink, especially a sparkly pink vest glittering under the overhead stage lights. Las Vegas takes the cake for this poll, as it was a stunning opener to the tour as well as a bold statement.

Las Vegas (73%); Denver (27%)

Dallas vs San Antonio

Both Texas shows surely put the tour on a pedestal. The shiny collared button-downs left everyone speechless — and blinded.

Out of 112 votes total, 55 people chose Dallas (left), and 57 people picked San Antonio (right).

San Antonio won by two votes. Two votes. The purple and beige combination wins hands down for these voters after a close call, probably because of all the pictures of Styles whipping water around. Calls for a great action shot.

Dallas (49%); San Antonio (51%)

Chicago Night One vs Night Two

Both nights, Styles showed up to dress in a plethora of feather boas and pride flags for his adoring fans at the United Center in Chicago.

Out of 105 people, 55 people voted for the first night’s look (left), and 50 people picked the second (right).

Another close call from voters. Both nights featured an array of color and texture, but Night 1 in Chicago comes out on top for this poll. Something about Harry Styles in black makes people go feral apparently.

Night One (52%); Night Two (48%)

Nashville Night One vs. Night Two:

Nashville’s shows had similar vibes: the light, muted neutrals that definitely accentuate the dark tattoos. Definitely a look.

Out of 122 voters, 74 people chose the first night (left), and 38 people picked the second (right).

Unquestionably a larger voting gap, but, hey, everybody has their preferences, and for this show, people had their sights set on a sparkly, pale pink suit with no undershirt. It was probably the undershirt.

Night One (66%), Night Two (34%)

New York Night One vs. Night Two:

New York did not come to play. Styles meant business. Bare chest and puffy peasant sleeves evoked all the luxury and sensuality of Styles’ lyrics in his album.

Out of 112 votes, 90 people chose the first night’s look (left), and 22 people chose the second (right).

Okay. We all knew the outcome of this one. We just wanted to include this because the black suit is what we’ve been waiting for. What other fine ass suits is this man hiding in his wardrobe?

Night One (80%), Night Two (20%)

Obviously, these are only a few of the dazzling ‘70s-inspired ensembles that Styles has worn since the start of Love on Tour, and they will certainly not be the last. Let’s just say we can’t wait to see what is hiding up the sleeves of that New York fur-sleeved blazer (sorry, we are just obsessed with that one). And for all those who participated in the polls, we appreciate your procrastination from your homework to look at pictures of Harry Styles. As if you weren’t doing that anyway.

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