‘Cuse-ification of Tiny Stuffed Foods
Jellycats have been all over TikTok recently, and it’s safe to say that all of us at Jerk are obsessed. These adorable stuffed foods just look so fucking cute and happy.
So, we thought we’d pick some of our favorite Jellycats that we’ve seen and pair them with the school at Syracuse that we think gives the same vibes.
ESF: Asparagus
Kinda weird, does weird things all the time, nobody knows why they’re here but they always are.
Arts and Sciences: Peas in a pod
Cute and innocent but really just your average, reliable Syracuse student. These peas definitely give undecided major vibes.
Maxwell: Fried Egg
We can’t really explain it, this one just felt right.
Falk: Banana
Falk is all gym bros who spend half their day at Barnes and only eat bananas and protein shakes so this adds up. Everybody needs a hobby.
Newhouse: Boiled egg
Super creative and fun but kinda stinks when they’re around too long. Fun at parties though.
Whitman: Cauliflower
Good for you, but nobody’s really excited to have it around. Better in theory than to actually have to deal with it in your life. Will probably end up making more money than you even though you’ve never seen them do homework.
VPA: Espresso cup
This feels self-explanatory. We’re not sure VPA students ever sleep.
iSchool: Carrot
Look at this stuffed carrot and tell me it doesn’t remind you of that one Computer Science major who lived next door in your freshman dorm. You know who we’re talking about.
Architecture: Pineapple
Really fun and probably smart but it looks like a little bit of a mess and is always making popsicle stick houses and claims it’s homework.
Education: Sandwich
This gives the vibes of someone super fun and loved by everyone but who is slowly realizing their career path is a bad idea and they’re masking their regret with glitter glue.
Engineering: Blueberry
“Life is like a box of chocolates” or in this case blueberries. Some are amazing and delicious but every so often you get a moldy one. Just like the personalities in engineering.
We hope you like your Jellycat spirit animal, and if you don’t, you’re simply heartless. These happy little stuffed snacks are adorable, and none of them deserve to be disliked.