Embarrassing, Odd and Highly Questionable Texts From Your Parents

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Courtesy of Jena Salvatore Let’s face it: we love our parents. Though college is great because you are finally away from home, the truth is, being away from home just makes it more acceptable to text and call our moms and dads. Whether it’s a text to remind us to do something, to wish us luck with a test, to tell us how to make dinner, or to discuss the latest breaking news regarding the election, our parents are constantly texting us.

In honor of parent’s weekend approaching, we asked students to send screenshots of the funniest texts they’ve received from their parents, with messages ranging from rants about “The Bachelor” to selfies of themselves. It’s fair to argue that our parent’s text messages are the humor we need to power through a long week.

Here’s our list of funniest messages sent from SU parents, to remind you that even if your mom is doing an old school dance move in the middle of Chuck’s, we’ve all been there.

 

1. He doesn’t know what’s good for him

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2. Block Party Disapproval (circa 2015)

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3. Licking Pussy

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4. My Old Man

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5. Context isn’t exactly right…

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6. Old people can’t use emojis

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7. What?

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8. Please don’t.

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9. That hearty dill flavor, tho.

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10. Helicopter mom

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11. “That’s unusual.”

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12. Like mother, like daughter

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13. Dad’s humor

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14. People mourn in different ways.

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15. Nothin’ like Dad jokes

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16. Demands

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17. What the h?

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18. Important Questions

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19. The more likes the better

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20. Close-up biology

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