Sex Advice with Carli Cooper

By Carli Cooper

Dear Carli, I'm a gentleman and a smart one. I know finishing inside a girl without a condom is bad news, but what's an alternative location that won't get me slapped?

Dear Cumfortable, When it comes to pleasing your partner, her body is a canvas and you're the artist. Unfortunately, this scenario creates more of a "paint-by-numbers" situation; be careful when placing your finishing touch, or you two may have some artistic differences.

This is a delicate topic for many ladies. Nothing kills the post-sex buzz like an awkward mess. But it has to go somewhere. Depending on your preferred position, certain places are fair game. If rear-entry is your style, try finishing on her back. For the missionary advocates (all three of you), the stomach is always available. However, speaking for the majority of young men I've known, the favorite spot is fairly obvious: tits—nature's god-given targets. They're a great compromise, and it's probably the closest you'll ever get to being Ron Jeremy. Just watch your aim. Maybe you're actually dating the chick who's always dreamt of a moneyshot, but, in most cases, you're better safe than sorry.

Before the heat of the moment carries you away, consider the clean-up and make sure to have a towel or an old t-shirt ready. If you wipe the guk off your girl before it starts to crust, she may be more willing to try somewhere less conventional next time. With that in mind, get creative with your masterpiece.

Dear Carli, I did it—I had a one-night stand. But I don't want it to be awkward when I see him again. How do I transition from a wild night to regular social interaction?

Dear One-Night Standards, It's a common misconception that a late-night hook-up, fueled by uninhibited lust and some alcohol, kills any chance of a real relationship. It's understood that crazy hook-ups are going to happen. It's how you act the next morning (and beyond) that shapes whether or not you two can move past Saturday night and into the real world.

Plan your exit strategy. If you panic and bolt from the scene, it will be impossible for either of you to ever feel comfortable in public. Have a graceful getaway. No need to leave on an awkward note of shock or horror, or you'll both be left with a bad impression.

Then, the next time you cross paths, pretend your last time together was over a cup of coffee and not under the sheets. Remember, appear confident and okay with your decisions, not rife with shame and regret. The phrase, "fake it 'til you make it," isn't exclusive to horrible sex.

Now, should you try turning one lusty night of passion and pawing into a relationship, forget your grandma's rules about sex. Just because relationships after first-date sex tend to be the exception instead of the rule, it isn't totally impossible.