Full of highs and lows, but mostly lows.

May the odds be in your favor

Osama bin Laden's death upstages the birth of Mariah and Nick Cannon's new twins, and Michelle Obama dougies for a crowd of middle schoolers.

Bottom line: next time you’re there for something other than Flip Night, skip the Bud Light and order a Creamsicle.

A toddler gets wasted at Applebee's, people actually support Trump for president, and Chinese kids perform Michael Jackson moves as a morning routine.

Scientists take the fun out of pot, Marshall Street welcomes more fast food, and the government is on the verge of shutting down.

We combined two of our favorite things, reality TV and sex, to bring you these hot positions inspired by trashy television favorites.