Will it be a life-altering experience? Is it painful?

You’re actually doing the planet a favor by doing it on Earth Day because sex doesn’t increase your carbon footprint.

We just recommend against telling him you're pregnant.

When any form of precipitation falls from the Syracuse sky -- rain, snow, sleet, or hail -- I generally want to stay inside. Thus, this week's sex toy is ideal for avoiding the Euclidean tundra and staying safe and warm in the throes of your own ecstasy.