What To Do When You Encounter A Micropenis

You share some drinks at the bar. He convinces you to go back to his place. Everything is going well, until… uh oh, is that it? Your hopes are crushed. This guy was sexy, funny, and seemed like a definite win for the night... until you saw what he had to offer south of the border (essentially nothing). Girls and guys are judged based on their physical appearance all the time. And while girls can cover some flaws up with make-up or a push-up bra, guys have to work with what they have. If they have a micropenis, then they have a micropenis, and that is something they have to live with.

So what exactly is a micropenis? How small is that small?

A micropenis is less than 2.8 inches (7 centimetres) in length when stretched. The condition is thought to affect only 0.6% of men, and results from inadequate testosterone during fetal development. In other words, it's rare… but it's real.

As a female, when you're expecting some satisfaction for the night and you run into one of these... you are now left in a hard situation (barely, if you catch my drift). Should you stay with this small dick and hope for the best, or should you find a way out as soon as possible?

When asking friends if they’ve had any previous experiences dealing with a small penis, everyone had at least one memory to look back on and laugh. “We literally had the best night, and then we went back and it was downhill from there,” was one reaction from a friend who had a face-to-face interaction with a micropenis in the flesh. When asked what she did after seeing (or not seeing) the microscopic wiener, she said she felt obligated to stay. Her response was, “what was I supposed to do? Get up and just walk out?” So heads up guys, if you have a small dick, at least one girl out there will stay for the ride… which is arguably good or bad depending on how you look at it.

A common concern guys will have when they have sex with a girl is whether or not they performed well. Everyone has seen or heard about the scene in When Harry Met Sally when Sally showcases how easy it is to make a guy believe she orgasmed. As a result, guys have adopted a very real fear in regards to whether the girl they are having sex with is thoroughly enjoying herself, or just very good at acting the part. However, after speaking to many females, it has become clear that not only are girls good at faking how good the sex feels, they are also good at faking feeling it at all. Imagine that? Some of these girls should definitely change their majors to acting.

An overall consensus to the micropenis discussion was that guys do have them, and they do exist. As a warning to girls out there, be prepared that there is a possibility of disappointment looming in the air as you make the walk back to his or your place. And for guys out there, if you are insecure about how big your dick is, don’t use a girl’s noises during sex as a validation of your performance. Because there is proof out there that they will fake it, even if there is nothing to feel, and they will continue to fake it unless you take a less selfish to pleasure her. Oral sex is very real and is also a great tool for those less fortunate in certain sexual departments. There are several ways to get a girl off other than intercourse. Use your head.

The hook-up culture can be a sticky situation… pun intended. For all who partake in it, I wish you luck. Guys, I hope your penises and sex games are good enough to really satisfy us females. And girls, I hope the next penis you meet is big enough to give you what you want and deserve. To quote Effie Trinket from The Hunger Games, “may the odds be ever in your favor.”