You cannot just use diversity for clout

Bernie Fine was fired, pizza is now a vegetable and kids meals do not include toys anymore. What has happened to the world?

It was a strange week with Steve Jobs passing away, Arrested Development deciding to come back, and Facebook staying the same for a change.

Beyonce has a bun in the oven, feminists won't be shopping at JCPenney's anymore, and Syracuse football might actually be entertaining to watch this year.

Osama bin Laden's death upstages the birth of Mariah and Nick Cannon's new twins, and Michelle Obama dougies for a crowd of middle schoolers.