A quick summary of everything you need to know about the candidates left in the running. Might be time to start looking for housing in Canada.

Proving that any direction is better than One Direction, one killer song at a time.

Foam fingers and fake IDs not required for this event.

"Get me TF out of here."

Aka all the time.

An inside look into your new favorite pre-game activity.

Aka the most hip asshole on campus.

... but not permanently.