Nina Gugino 3/19/26 Nina Gugino 3/19/26

SNL isn’t NOT Funny, You’re Just Pretentious

Live from New York, we’re tired of your lame ass!

Kaila Hu 3/18/26 Kaila Hu 3/18/26

Bring Back Cringe

You aren’t nonchalant, you’re miserable.

Evan Edmiston 3/14/26 Evan Edmiston 3/14/26

America’s mass transit is dominated by the ugliest methods, let’s force a beautification effort led by the locomotive!

Lee Bruton 3/4/26 Lee Bruton 3/4/26

Stop wasting your college years!

Julia Raass 3/2/26 Julia Raass 3/2/26

Surviving the Winter.

Helena Chernosky 3/2/26 Helena Chernosky 3/2/26

Racing heart, shortness of breath, chronic fatigue, and dizziness.

Jack Pasquale 3/2/26 Jack Pasquale 3/2/26

Why student solidarity is a good thing.

Nina Gugino 2/22/26 Nina Gugino 2/22/26

I hate you, Sylvia Plath.

Maddy Taylor 2/22/26 Maddy Taylor 2/22/26

With a lack of informative sex education and welcoming spaces, therapists now have to fill in holes on sexual curiosities.