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Blagojevich will soon be behind bars, turtles work it on a runway, and more and more people stop caring about Myspace.

Teenage sexters might be cut some slack, Steve Jobs continues to blow our minds, and potheads in Connecticut have a reason to rejoice.

Osama bin Laden's death upstages the birth of Mariah and Nick Cannon's new twins, and Michelle Obama dougies for a crowd of middle schoolers.

The one-hour #SUMonsoon, Wal-Mart starts selling rifles again, the royal wedding, and Kid Cudi is incomprehensible at Block Party.

Mark Zuckerberg wears a blazer to interview Obama, Afroman forgets about his concert on 4/20, and the Biebs makes TIME's list of 100 Influential People.

The Bronx Zoo Cobra garners more than 200,000 Twitter followers, radiation levels are detected in U.S. milk, and Whole Foods encourages drunk shopping.

Yelp takes on hipsters, Obama is locked out of the White House, and SU announces the 2011 commencement speaker.