How to Pimp Out Your Desk
Avoid the sterile bathroom smell at Bird and make your apartment a place you want to study.
Face Time with Brandon Triche
Brandon Triche, the sophomore shooting guard for the Syracuse Orange, spills to JERK about losing to Marquette, the weirdest place he’s had sex, and what he looks for in a girlfriend.
Molten Meltdown
Who said that science and art just don't go together? Don't even think about telling Bob Wysocki that.
Creeper 2.0: Photo-Sharing with Strangers
A new app called Color shares recent photos and videos with other Color users in your area, allowing you to browse a stream of random photos from people in the 315.
Zucchini Burgers & Spiked Frozen Hot Chocolate
It's basically bathing suit weather in Syracuse (50 degrees), aka time to start eating healthier. Then reward yourself with chocolate.
The Music Box #1: Northbound Traveling Minstrel Jug Band
Jerk Magazine presents the first installment of Music Box, a live performance by your favorite local musicians, set in Jerk's very own cubicle.
The Week: What You Missed
The Bronx Zoo Cobra garners more than 200,000 Twitter followers, radiation levels are detected in U.S. milk, and Whole Foods encourages drunk shopping.
The Best April Fool's Day Pranks - in Bed
We just recommend against telling him you're pregnant.
#Winning Flirty Texts
Four tips for flexting (flirt texting), sexting, and drexting (drunk texting).