Keep it down or keep it in your pants.

Aka the most hip asshole on campus.

An inside look into going inside the butt.

Studies show most straight women actually prefer it.

One "happy holidays!" text won't kill you.

… a drunken "I love you" is probably a sober "I hate your guts."

And the answers are priceless.

There's no need to panic… unless your ex is a serial killer.

It's all fun and games until you stop getting any.