Couldn't have made these up if we tried.

Just remember: thumb control.

Mom always said to try new things at college, right?

7 ways to celebrate Valentine's Day solo.

Because we all know this campus is too damn small.

Cockroaches, crabs, and crap, oh my!

Because not everyone loves going down south.

Avoiding custodial staff is just part of the fun!

Because karma's a real bitch.