One "happy holidays!" text won't kill you.

… a drunken "I love you" is probably a sober "I hate your guts."

And the answers are priceless.

There's no need to panic… unless your ex is a serial killer.

It's all fun and games until you stop getting any.

People aren't mind readers. If you want to try something else, open your mouth…. no pun intended.

Enough with the tears. Life isn't a Nicholas Sparks movie.

Ease up bud, you're not digging for gold.

To those responsible for the statements below: figure out your life.