Fetty’s luck is taking Lemony Snicket for a run

10 bucks says it’s in a shelter before next semester

We need to get a few things off our chest…

The water bottle wore it better.

We can smell how desperate you are

As if the gynecologist weren’t embarrassing already

So is it cool if I go to the polls naked?

Let us tell you how your week will go based on no factual evidence

For all those dreary days spent in your bed.